I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I have post one night stand depression
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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