The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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