what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
