You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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