when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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