Betty ford says i'm here all night
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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