Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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