I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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