White coat. Heels.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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