Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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