We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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