its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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