..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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