Cold hands, warm shart.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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