Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I believe in your delicious
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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