Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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