I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So vagazzling was a success
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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