White coat. Heels.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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