so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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