so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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