So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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