Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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