Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
