I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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