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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Randomize
