He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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