Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Randomize