Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
