I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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