would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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