***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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