google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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