He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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