you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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