So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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