But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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