READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You ate ashes out of my bong
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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