Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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