If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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