He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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