My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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