I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
