i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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