is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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