she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We’re leaving where are you
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