I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
