Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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