this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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