Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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