Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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