OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I cockslap morals
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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