no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
