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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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