So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
