She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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